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	User Info Welcome, Anonymous Nickname Password Security Code: Type Security Code (Register) Membership: Latest: keya45 New Today: 0 New Yesterday: 0 Overall: 568 People Online: Visitors: 10 Members: 1 Total: 11 Online Now: 01 : jackcrack Main Menu · Home · Forums · Private Messages · Recommend Us · Search · Surveys · Your Account Survey Do you feel the site loads faster with the new host? Yes, a lot Yes, a little No difference at all No, it is actually a little slower No, it is a lot worse Have not been around long enough to compare Results Polls Votes 91  Forum FAQ  •  Search  •  Memberlist  •  Usergroups   •  Register  •  Profile  •  Log in to check your private messages  •  Log in Jointcrackers Forum Index » Off-Topic » Hilarious: Jointcracking caused by over masturbation  Hilarious: Jointcracking caused by over masturbation « View previous topic :: View next topic »  Author Message JointCracker Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:07 am    Post subject: Hilarious: Jointcracking caused by over masturbation Administrator Joined: Nov 23, 2005 Posts: 196 Now we finally know why our joints crackle! We just masturbated too much! This is the question: Quote: I read the article posted on you website about the little guy who started masterbating at the age of 7.I got really scared because I think i suffer from the same problem.Im a computer engineering student at a univ in buffalo.I started masterbating at the age of 14.I used to do it two times a day everyday. Now I suffer from premature ejaculation and I have pains in my back and my hip joints.I also get crackling sounds from all the joints in my body. I want to know that if I stop doing it now will everything get back to normal and if it will how long will it take.I donot want to take medicines for it beaucse im worried about the side effects and the emabarrasment.Ive been trying for a long time to quit masterbation but I thikn ive become obsessed with it.Please help me and tell me what should I do.I donot want to goto a doctar and that is why im emailing you.I have no problems of low concentration or insomia since im doing very good at skool.Please reply me back on my email and tell me how can i get cured. The all-knowing Dr. Lin was kind to answer. Quote: Your Over-masturbation gives you these problems. Currently, your body produce a high level of stress neurohormone adrenalin to heighten the sympathetic nervous function, but lower down the parasympathetic nervous function for restoration and healing and for production of the relaxation and elastic hormone prostaglandin E-1. Your muscles, joints and ligaments become inflexible or inelastic - rigid and fragile. That is, you have experienced muscular tearing or stretching pains and produced cracking sounds when you turns your neck or joints. [...] Yeah, right! Back to top lady_crackster Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:00 pm    Post subject: Jointcracker Joined: Oct 27, 2006 Posts: 12 wow, the first time i read through that the only thing i understood were the commas. but come on. i'm a cracker because i'm a freak, not a sexpot. Back to top sarELITE Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 3:33 am    Post subject: Junior Jointcracker Joined: Jan 12, 2007 Posts: 6 hahahaha this made me laugh alot Back to top Blaze Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:53 pm    Post subject: Supreme Jointcracker Joined: Jul 15, 2007 Posts: 1463 Location: Sweden lol very good. they always have some new answer for everything Back to top whatscrackalackin Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:14 pm    Post subject: Jointcracker Joined: Feb 22, 2008 Posts: 15 boner Back to top Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First     Page 1 of 1 Jointcrackers Forum Index » Off-Topic » Hilarious: Jointcracking caused by over masturbation Jump to: Select a forum General----------------Feedback & suggestionsOff-TopicHelp Joint Cracking----------------IntroductionsJoints in generalJoint cracking Medical----------------SymptomsDiagnosisCausesTreatment  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum DAJ Glass (1.0.5) template by Dustin Baccetti EQ graphic based off of a design from www.freeclipart.nu Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group Forums © All logos and trademarks in this site are property of their respective owner. The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2005 by Joint Crackers. All Rights Reserved. PHP-Nuke Copyright © 2005 by Francisco Burzi. This is free software, and you may redistribute it under the GPL. PHP-Nuke comes with absolutely no warranty, for details, see the license. Page Generation: 0.10 Seconds | DAJ_Glass phpbb2 style by Dustin Baccetti | PHP-Nuke theme by www.nukemods.com |